Guy #1: He's always dressed in Gucci, Versace, and all that shit.
Guy #2: Nigga, if I was skinny I'd wear nice stuff too.
Guy #1: Yeah, I'm sure it's your weight that's keeping you from wearing Gucci.
--Queensboro Plaza station

Girl #1: She wouldn't even take his name?
Girl #2: And she even refused to hyphenate? That's ridiculous.
--6 train

Man #1: I'm talkin' about cup noodles, nigga.
Man #2: Them shits is good.
Man #1: They's cheaper than mac and cheese.
Man #2: Mac and cheese went up by a dollar!
Man #1: Tell me you is playin'!
--L train

Chick: I make it a point never to run to public transportation. It's a rule that I live by.
--1 train

Teen boy: What are you eating?
Teen girl: It's called...Gateau.
Teen boy: What's Gateau?
Teen girl: Like...fancy French cake.
Teen boy: Sounds Gateau-fabulous.
--N train

Merchant Marine guy #1: Did you hear that there are like 75 swiss cheese deaths a year?
Merchant Marine guy #2: What? What do you mean?
Merchant Marine guy #1: It's really rare, but sometimes there is a chemical reaction and the cheese blows up in people's stomachs.
Merchant Marine guy #2: That has to be the worst death ever.
Merchant Marine guy #1: Or the best if the guy really loves cheese.
--LIRR

Guy: You know what I hate about the word onomatopeia? It's that it's not an onomatopeia.
Girl: Shut up. Just shut up.
--A train

Hobo: Anyone got a dollar, anyone got a dollar? Anyone got a dollar, anyone got a dollar?
Lady: Here, take $5. Now get off the train. You givin' us black people a bad name.
--D train