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best of overheard in the office
10/17/2005 @ 8:37:26 PM | 1179 days ago | permanent link | posted in funny
 Manager #1: I don't feel like working today.Manager #2: So why don't you go home? Manager #1: 'Cause I don't get paid to do nothing at home.... Fashion Show Mall? 3200 S. Las Vegas Boulevard, Las Vegas, Nevada Sports editor: I think you need to apologize for that. Opinion editor: Okay, but you need to meet me halfway. I'm sorry for hitting you, but you need to apologize for existing. SVHS? 5211 Old Charlotte Highway, Monroe, North Carolina Executive Woman: Yes, I understand...True dat. Er, I mean, we have also found that to be the case. KEW Mgmt Co? 1123 Broadway, New York, NY Woman: There's something wrong with my computer. There are satellites and things floating around! Why did you work on my computer? I thought you were done. I have to get my work done! Do you know what you are doing! Fix it! IT gal: Okay, let me see. I did not work on your system today, let me look. Mouse click. IT gal: ...It's the screensaver. UPN 34? 4411 Beacon Circle, West Palm Beach, Florida Boss: So do you think I should get 3 pies for the meeting since we have 30 people? Worker Bee #1: Sure, 3 pies should be enough. Worker Bee #2: I think you need more than 3. Worker Bee #1: How many do you think we should get? Worker Bee #2: We need 3.14159 pi. Boss: Get out of my office. Now. San Diego Philanthropy Center? 1010 Second Avenue, San Diego, California Field manager: So Utah is what, 2 hours behind us? VP Research: No, they're more like 25 years behind us. 85 E Street, South Portland, Maine Links - http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/ - blog post 9/20/2005 - Best of Overheard pt. 3
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