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best of overheard pt. 3
9/20/2005 @ 9:49:47 PM | 1156 days ago | permanent link | posted in funny
 SFist started its own Overheard.. section called yvesdroppings (after Yves St-Laurent, I guess)Woman on cell: Yeah, that's right, she better understand. I'm the fucking bride and I fuck who I want to fuck. --16th & 6th Son: What are they handing out? Mom: They are trying to get people to vote for them. Son: For Survivor? --95th & 3rd Sun-bathing girl #1: Uh oh, they're bringing a dog into a No Dogs Allowed park. Sun-bathing girl #2: I don't understand that rule. I think it should be no kids or dogs allowed. Sun-bathing girl #3: Yeah, I hate kids. Sun-bathing girl #2: I'd kill a baby for a Birkin bag. --Central Park Guy: What were you doing studying on the first fucking day of school? You didn't even have your books yet. What the fuck were you studying? Studying nothing. --Washington Square Park Guy #1: So she fine? Guy #2: Yeah, man, and get this, dog: she's got full benefits! Guy #1: Yo man, you better marry that shit! --Elevator, 42nd & Madison Suit: So you're telling me our next step is to buy a judge, right? --50th & 7th Tween girl: I wish one of my stupid friends would get married already so I can be a fucking bridesmaid. --Bleecker & Christopher Girl: Ugh. I hate it when guys come up to me and start talking about current events. Like I care. I just dismiss them. --Queens College Rollerblading chick #1: Jim was like totally cock-blocking me the other night. Rollerblading chick #2: Well he is your husband. --Watts Street & West Side Highway Links - http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/ - http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/ - blog post 9/1/2005 - What I've learned from Overheard..
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