Best of Overheard, now with links to locations (mostly Google Maps, they rule)

Co-worker #1: Do you know what my office smelled like this morning when I came in?
Co-worker #2: What?
Co-worker #1: Play-Doh.
Co-worker #2: Ugh, gross.
Co-worker #1: No, I liked it, actually.
111 E. Wisconsin Avenue
Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Chick: Wait, I really did sleep with that guy? I need to update my Excel spreadsheet.
--Montien, 3rd Avenue

Suit: The thing about sales is that you're nothing but a paid liar.
--44th & Lexington

Dude: There is nothing like cereal with breast milk.
--Brooklyn Heights

Homie: Yo, you see that shit on Family Guy? That nigga Quagmire be funny, son! That "giggity giggity" shit! Yo son, that nigga tied up a cheerleader and shit and always be trying to nail the little bitch.
--N train

Suit on cell: Hey, guess where I am?...Guess...I'm in Glasgow!
--Carmine & Bleecker

Guy: That's the last time I date a girl with a cape.
--Bryant Park station

College girl #1: I was just about to slap that bitch of a bus driver, but then I remembered it's a federal offense.
College girl #2: Federal? I think it's only a state offense.
College girl #1: Dammit!
--123rd & Amsterdam

Chick: Hey, did the space shuttle land yet?
Man: No, it's still circling in space endlessly.
Chick: Really, so are they stuck up there?
Man: I'm kidding. It landed last week.
Chick: So did it land in California or at JFK?
Man: JFK? What the hell are you talking about? You mean the Kennedy Space Center, not JFK! I can't believe you're going to be a doctor.
--George Washington Bridge Bus Station

Girl: ...anyway, he was making money hand over foot--
Guy: Isn't it "hand over fist"?
Girl: It'll be "fist up your ass" if you don't stop interrupting me.
--Starbucks, Spring & Crosby

Dude #1: Islam is bullshit, man. How can you fast for a whole month? No wonder they're fucking crazy.
Dude #2: They don't completely fast. They can eat those noodles.
Dude #1: What noodles?
Dude #2: Ramandan noodles--they're like six for a buck.
Dude #1: Those are called Ramen noodles. God, you're fucking stupid.
--Bleecker & Lafayette

Guy #1: Oh man, they have the old GI Joe figures for sale on this site.
Guy #2: Oh shit, really? That's awesome.
Guy #3: Yo, what site are you guys looking at?
Guy #4: www.neverbeenlaid.org.
--Starbucks, 7th between 49th & 50th

Managing Director: Hey, there's something wrong in my sister's account. Her street name is spelled wrong.
Assistant: Is she a rapper?
1999 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, California

Man: How could you do that to me on my birthday month?
--5th between 19th & 20th

Girl: When you look at a little person, don't you just want to pick them up?
--Union Square

Boy #1: Yo, I'm telling you son, it was on the news, it was even in the paper!
Boy #2: Pssh, what paper?
Boy #1: The Post.
Boy #2: Yo, The Post is mad gay...Daily News is gangsta.
--Sutter Avenue station