I haven't kept up with my weeklies lately, it's been more Yelp + Chowhound for food, and it's been just food for me. I picked up the giant SF Weekly this morning, the best of issue: adtastic

Anyways, lists are so easy to read for lazy peeps, I liked some stuff, especially the odd categories, I did find it kinda the ghey (tg) heavy. The veracity of "best" is probably debatable., here are some highlights (complete list)

Best Brunch Where You Might Also Get Laid: Sunday Brunch at Lime (tg), wow free mimosa refills (pitchers)
Best Cemetery: Mission Dolores
Best Evening Picnic Spot: Sutro Baths
Best Fire Hydrant: The Golden Hydrant
Best Illegal Display of Fireworks: Mission District Roofs
Best New "It" Neighborhood: NOPA
Best New Old Skyscraper: 450 Sutter (at Stockton) gmaps, flickr
Best Place for Doggie Dating: Alamo Square Park
Best Place to Spot a Bike Messenger Sitting Still: One Post
Best Free Baseball Viewing: Outside AT&T Park
Best Hike: Land's End
Best Indoor Rock Climbing: Mission Cliffs
Best Lap Dance: Market Street Cinema
Best Free Samples: Kiehl's San Francisco Store
Best Neighborhood Clothing Shop: Lower Hater
Best Ninja Supply: Brendan Lai's Supply Co., haha wtf
Best Weird Gift Store: Paxton Gate
Best Beach Bar: Riptide yelp
Best Brew Pub: Magnolia yelp
Best Burger: Liverpool Lil's yelp
Best Burrito (S.F.-Style): El Tonayense taco trucks, I'd try the Harrison + 19th st one
Best Burrito (So-Cal Style): La Taqueria yelp
Best Cassoulet: Rue Saint Jacques yelp
Best Chowder: Swan Oyster Depot yelp
Best Creme Brulee: Plouf yelp
Best Egg Salad Sandwich: Happy Donuts, the 3rd and King loc
Best French Bistro: Bistro Aix yelp
Best Gnocchi: Antica Trattoria yelp
Best Pizza: Gialina yelp
Best Place to Get a 40 Oz. During a Classy Date: Emmy's Spaghetti Shack yelp
Best Restaurant Without a Sign (in English): Umami yelp
Best Seafood Shack: Woodhouse Fish Company yelp
Best Fish and Chips: Piccadilly Fish & Chips yelp
Best Small Plates: Terzo yelp
Best Steak: Bobo's yelp
Best Tea Brewing: Modern Tea yelp
Best Under-the-Radar Restaurant: Fly Trap yelp
Best Weekend Restaurant: Cajun Pacific yelp
Best Hot Chocolate: Modern Tea, this is my contribution
Best Art Site: Fecal Face, word
Best Club to Dance with a Baller: Gravity, ha
Best Double-Wide Gallery: White Walls Gallery & the Shooting Gallery
Best Indie Movie Theater: Red Vic Movie House
Best New Monthly Art Show: Third Tuesdays/Sketch Tuesdays

The weeklies come out every Wednesdays on graf friendly newsboxes